Funny Blog about how the Masches will be just like the Gs

You must read Parental Guidance: Eric Ruhalter. Highlights below.

They were confronted, of course, with questions: 'What are you nuts?!'.... The Masches are going through with it anyway on account of "They're not going to be like them." Truth is, I don't think the Gosselins thought they were going to be like the Gosselins either. I think it just happens....

Furthermore, they should watch their mouths. They're "not going to be like them"? They're already fueling the fire. They're God-fearing Christians incapable of such acts? We'll see about that. Truth is, and by now everyone should know, you have to be a fool to get involved in one of these shows. You do that and suddenly it's the job of thousands and thousands of people to dig up dirt on you to make your story more interesting to the public that finds tremendous thrills in seeing other people fail....

If the husband drops the kids off with someone while he and his wife go out, the headlines will read:BRYAN SEXES UP BABYSITTERIf one of them gets their picture coming out of the pharmacy it'll be :SEX AND DRUGS!...


Surely they're not giving any thought to the idea that maybe their children are interested in privacy as they grow up. In 10 years they might be at a high school party that gets shut down for underage drinking. There could be dozens of offending teenagers, but only the Masches' names will make it into the national news.

I certainly hope that some of the cash, goods and services lavished upon their parents will be socked away for the kids and won't just be spent on cosmetic surgery and drugs and extravagant gifts for their extramarital lovers like much of America is hoping....